Friday, October 2, 2009

Anti-T*rtl*!

Aggressive use of defamotories and some strong languages. Readers' discretion adviced.

Hmm.. so this week my friends and I had colloquium session in Tuesday (MUET) and Thursday (PA) respectively..
Almost all when well.. ALMOST..

So on Tues, we had to prepare our slide show early before the classes start. So LC, LZ, ML, E went to the hall first, and i went back to my classroom to pick up LC's grammar book and my papers. I didn't wear my stupid necktie cuz the feeling of a strangling tie on my neck makes me more nervous than ever. And after that I'm on my way to the hall before *oh-snap* I stumbled on dear discipline master of my school, Mr. T*rtl*..

And I turned another direction just to avoid that bitter, moody, last-nite-his-wife-refused-to-have-sex-with-him looking old fraud. And so unlucky I am, he saw me and tell one of his kai-kia and call me back.
So there I am just going to explain myself and that animal snapped:
(with that fking irritating high-pitch-amplitude-nasal)



" What is more important? "


-" Sir, I was ju..."


" (higher nasal) What is more important you tell me."


(and I'm trying to catch what he said there before he exploded with that cb style voice)
(try pinch your nose and repeat this sentense and you'll know why it is so damn irritating)

" Which one more important? Lining up or your stupid colloquium? And where is your necktie? What form are you? Lower Six isit? Why didn't you wear your necktie? "


" My necktie with my friend now I.. "


"I DON'T CARE! YOU SHOULD __________ AND _________..."


and there Master Wuguay goes and using his stinking butthole keep defecating his crap and blah X3.. For anyone who doesn't know him, he's that type of butthole mouth that refuses to let people explain themselves and pour his fustration out like an old fuggly hag who just happened to have his/her period back again plus have a high degree of menopause. And that mcb kia ended the conversation with


" I don't care, if you don't have a necktie go buy now! " Stupid peephole..I just said my tie's with my friend. See, this dickhead don't listen to others. All he knows is he's angry cuz his wife rejected him and now he need me to shit out his fuss-tration..

The worst part is not that he's scolding me in front of the students.. In the end he threw my (my friend's) book and papers on the ground, something I pantang!!!PANTANG, you orang pantat!!! I won't even allow other people to cross over my book moreover throwing it onto the floor?!


%$#&^$#^$% you!!!

So I'm here to present the inauguration of o0o Mt. T*rtl* as the most idiotic, bastardish, bitchiest, whorish, trampiest, vampiest, trashiest, son-of-a-bitchiest, jackasshole of all time! From now onwards, I lost every single fabric strand of respect on him - forever..o0o nah!

Thx ^^ to Huan De's bro for telling PZS to pick them up before doggish prefects go pick my things up..


By the way the colloquium were ok.. Nice job guys..
Sorry for not including that colloquium and daily life part in this post.. But I hope that every single GB'es or T*rtl* haters might enjoy some trashing of 'injustice' in this school..XD o0o

1 comment:

  1. wad u means by doggish prefects huh?
    R u finding TROBLES!!!
    haha... juz joking la...
    Anyways, this is quite a nice post as u release out all your stress... lolz

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